Mini Buckle Keychain

I wanted this because I thought it would be a cute extra thing on my mini-kadet. Just that extra something for my keys to really move into the chrome lifestyle. The problem? How it attaches to things. The product page is straight up false advertising. It shows the keychain hanging vertically downward off of some dudes pants. This is PHYSICALLY impossible because of the "novel" clasp mechanism. How it works, is you slide the fabric off of the plastic hook, then the fabric goes around your chosen "loop". If you want the keychain to hang vertically, as you'd think it's intended to be, your loop must be 1. huge, and 2. horizontal. If your loop is vertical, like say, a belt loop on your pants, the keychain will be horizontal and won't sit flush (unless you're trying to falsely advertise this on the product page, for some reason).

So I took the loss and said, I guess I don't need the thing to attach to my pants like the product page, despite being a large reason I bought the thing. Maybe I'll try attaching it to my mini-kadet somewhere? And folks, lemme tell ya, the loop mechanism is so big it won't go anywhere without looking stupid like on a zipper. You could attach it with the keyring part but then what the heck are we putting on the fabric loop thing? I might need to go to the hobby store and literally invent some other mechanism to make it practical.

It was probably very cool to invent and maybe it even works on their other bags just fine. I think it looks cute and is a fun…